Flock Victims, UNITE!

So, have you come to this pretty pink blog because you currently have a bunch of pink flamingos chilling in your front yard?

Are you wondering who did this to you?

Are you gleefully plotting the revenge you will seek?

While we certainly hope that you are happy about having the Flock in your yard (if not please see the Flock Removal tab above immediately) you must admit, it is kinda fun to imagine sharing this joy.

So why not?  Really, why not share?!  Doesn't everyone deserve a little sprinkling of pink plastic joy in their lives?

So if you would like to Flock someone back, or Flock someone new ... or if you are interested in securing an insurance policy that would prevent others from Flocking you for a whole season ... please contact us!

flocked4breastcancer@gmail.com

Who the Flock are you???

Okay, so lets just get it out of the way right now -- brace yourself for lots of silly, borderline inappropriate and slightly suggestive "flock" jokes.  We can't help ourselves.  We are good people, devoted to our cause, but we are tad on the immature side.

Just a tad.

So anyhow, who the flock are we?  We are the Betty Boobs!  This is our blog!  Here we will post (non-location specific, of course) pictures of our flamingo flock as they are out and about in the world raising funds and awareness in the fight against breast cancer, and of course, bringing lots of smiles.

This being our first post we don't want to overwhelm you with tons of info, but check back often for information, specials, and of course pictures of our awesome Flock in action!